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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

why yes I am

to the attendant at the gas station this morning  - YES, I am a little on the "unusual" side.  I understand that you have a machine just to dispense iced coffee.  however, it's not actually COFFEE.  It's some powdered, sugared, diluted CRAP.  Iced coffee has to have ACTUAL COFFEE in it to be called iced COFFEE.  So, how freaking hard is it to ring up a large coffee that I put in a soda glass over ice, and added some cream to it? OMG, it's coffee not in a coffee cup!! It's not soda but it's in a soda cup!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sheesh.  If I knew that putting a liquid in the wrong cup would send you into such a panic, i would have done this much sooner! 


Hey - it's 5:30am and I need some amusement - and guess what, you win that lottery! 

9 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You didn't? That poor attendant probably had a nervous breakdown after you left with your iced coffee in a soda cup. :)

Noll said...

MOL....You are wicked funny!

Thumper said...

I don't even drink coffee, but I kind of want to do this just to watch someone's head pop...

Barb said...

I hope you handed him a bill and after he entered the amount tendered you said, "Wait, here' a quarter". That always gives them that deer in the headlight look. I love doing that. In fact, it's one of my most favorite things about buying stuff.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Bwaaahahaha! I am with Thumper - not a coffee drinker but it sounds so fun! Wonder what would happen if I tried that with the hot chocolate (mmm...tasty!)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i was going to say what barb said, confuse him with the cash too! watch him spin his head around.

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo


ps: i love iced coffee too...

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh what fun! I want to try that. I'm with Barb on confusing them with money. If something is say £5-50, I give them a £10 note and a 50pence so they can give me a £5 note back. They look at me as if I had flown in from another planet.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Bet that attendant had to go home early as you had totally upset his day. They do as they were told and can't think outside the box.

chezcat1970 said...

Hee hee, I totally agree about that nasty stuff from the machine! I wish that I could have seen his face!