to the attendant at the gas station this morning - YES, I am a little on the "unusual" side. I understand that you have a machine just to dispense iced coffee. however, it's not actually COFFEE. It's some powdered, sugared, diluted CRAP. Iced coffee has to have ACTUAL COFFEE in it to be called iced COFFEE. So, how freaking hard is it to ring up a large coffee that I put in a soda glass over ice, and added some cream to it? OMG, it's coffee not in a coffee cup!! It's not soda but it's in a soda cup!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sheesh. If I knew that putting a liquid in the wrong cup would send you into such a panic, i would have done this much sooner!
Hey - it's 5:30am and I need some amusement - and guess what, you win that lottery!