so, bushes are kind of like hair, right? One bad cut may make it feel uncomfortable for a while, but then it will grow out, right?
I apologize dear forsythia. You were getting a little bald on the top so I tried to even you up a little. I didn't realize that now you just look short and bald. Oh, and how on earth did you manage to start growing a white floribunda rose bush out of the middle of one of your stems? That was a little weird.
Speaking of weird flowers -dear yellow tea rose - why did you turn into a red floribunda rose? Please turn back into the pretty yellow tea rose I planted 7 years ago. I do not like floribunda roses, there are none anywhere on my street, so why are they now growing all around my house in various colors? And growing OUT OF other plant stems? I'm getting seriously weirded out.