Friday, March 4, 2011

just friggin AWESOME

ok, so I FINALLY got my Urban Decay Naked Palette eye shadow, the original one with the brown and black eye liner pencil.  I'm in hussy painted lady heaven!!! Such wonderful colors to go with my brown eyes! I'm one hot chick!!!

Yesterday I go to put on my mascara and something is VERY VERY WRONG.  My frigging eyelashes are just about gone! Someone came in and cut them in half while I was sleeping.  HOLY FREAKING CRAP!! I have short stubby eyelashes.  WHAT THE F***????? I have used the same Maybelline Great Lash mascara for about 30 years!!! Could it be that? I'm FREAKING OUT! I had long eyelashes one day and short stubby ones the next.  Could it have been the eye liner pencil? or the eyeshadow primer? Maybe that is it.  God only know how long it will take to grow my eyelashes again.  I can't do the false eyelashes because I have a very very weird aversion to putting things near my eyes.  It took me YEARS to not flip out putting on eyeliner and mascara.  My eye doctor hates me because he cannot get eye drops in my eyes - he ends up with the lovely yellow contrast dye all over him.  So this whole thing is extra freaky for me.

My  eyeballs feel friggin NAKED.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, I can't help you with what might have happened to your eyelashes, but I might be able to help you with the eye drops. I, like you, cannot stand anything near my eyes. So, I found an eye doctor who caters to children, and what she does is have me close my eyes, she puts the eye drops in the corner of my eyes, and then has me blink my eyes until the eye drops get all in there. It works great!!! Talk to your eye doctor about it.
And I do hope you find out what happened to your eyelashes!!!
Barbie-Lou Petty

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, no! Now that is freaky.

chezcat1970 said...

That is really bizarre! I wish i had some suggestions as to what happened!

Ariel said...

Hmmm that's very strange indeed.

Ariel said...

That's so strange indeed.

David, Egypt & The Musketeers said...

The Meezers and Billy must've trimmed your eyelashes while you were sleeping.