Friday, July 2, 2010

out of the mouthes of babes

Tweenage girl to mom at the local wally world: 

NO MOM! I don't want to wear that - I'll look like a hooker! 

Mom: no you won't - I wear clothes like that all the time! 

Tweenage girl: I know - you look like a fat hooker! 

I really wish they would sell mixed drinks at wally world - it would make the whole floor show there so much more enjoyable. 


Kea said...

OMG, that's hilarious! Who is the "mother" in that relationship???

Jan's Funny Farm said...

There was a time .... or so Jan says ... when teenagers didn't talk to mothers like that. And mothers didn't suggest clothing to elicit such a response. sigh

Katnip Lounge said...

HA! A classic "People of WalMart" moment.

Thumper said...

LOL...that's why I *love* Walmart!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Tough one -

Even Adult Beverages wouldn't be enough for me to set foot in W******


HubbleSpacePaws said...

You know, sometimes I think that, if you compiled a book of things you've actually overheard, people would think you made up it (or at least heavily embellished). Sooo sad, on so many levels.

chezcat1970 said...

I usually need an adult beverage after I've been to Walmart. At least that kid knew what was decent!

Lone Star Purrs said...

If the beer that I had bought *before* going to Wally_world had been cold....I just might have shotgunned it in the car!! (Due to a 10 month old into EVERYTHING and rude people).
~LSP Momma Becca

Ariel said...

Kids today....Lol