Dear People in my Office
When I send a note explaining that I will not be at your 2pm meeting because I am home SICK, and my throat is sore and I have a nasty cold, please do not call me from the phone in the conference room just to embarrass me as I quack out "HELLO" and then completely lose my voice. I'm not falling for it. I see you online and I know you can just IM me with any issues. I'll be in the office tomorrow and feeling more like putting up with your idiotic embarrassment and making fun of my honking and quacking.
4 comments:
You don't suppose they recorded it and posted it online, do you?
Nah. They wouldn't dare.
Would they?
No. Totally no.
Uh, uh.
Quacking?
After reading this, we figure Jan should be feeling lucky she doesn't have to deal with idiotic conference calls while she's quacking too. Get well.
Just checking that you weren't playing hookey?
Just pretend you can barely hear them and that they need to talk louder. Each time they speak louder, make them talk even louder. They'll get the message soon when they're (almost) shouting into the phone.
So, has Drs. Sammy, Miles, Nicky and Billy figured out why you were sick?
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