Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Hey crazy person

Hey nut job across the street - the first time you took your hoover outside to vacuum the leaves on the driveway and front yard was funny - now it's just crazy and sad.  Please stop. Buy a rake.  Or a leaf BLOWER.  Also, I don't think your precious fugly 1993  Corvette will die if a leaf blows onto it for more than 10 seconds, so it's not necessary to sit in a lawn chair next to your car for hours on end to remove the leaves as soon as they hit your piece of crap, er, I mean sorry excuse for a car. And one more thing, I don't think that I am putting the leaves from my tree in your front yard intentionally, as you suggested in your 10 minute cuss word laced tirade at me last night.  I have better things to do, but this weekend I might just drive around collecting other peoples bags of leaves and throw them on your lawn in the middle of the night just for spite.


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe that car needs some KHAT paws on it!

Just sayin'

barb @iPhoneographi said...

A HOOVER? At least get a Dyson, dude. bahahahaha!

Ummm. get a cover, crazy neighbor but job dude. And a big ol' chill pill. srsly.

Your life is totally fabulous, MM!

barb @iPhoneographi said...

but job was a total typo. I meant to type nut job. But now that I think of it...