But I do have to ask you, how do you fit all 47 of your children, and the dog, in that car?
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
People, people, people (and I use that term loosely) - if you get a note in your mail box that you are not allowed to park on the street overnight, and then you get a note on your offending car that you must not park on the street overnight, or you will be towed, why are you surprised when you're towed? And since you only have one car, and a driveway that can hold 2 cars, AND A FLIPPING GARAGE, why do you insist on parking in the street? You chose to live in a townhouse community with community rules, you chose to flagrantly disobey those rules, and NOW you think that "they" are picking on you, because "well, other people park in the street all night too". well, yeah, but they don't live across the street from ME and block my driveway all night, forcing me, at 5:15am to drive over my lawn to get out of my driveway. Yeah, it was ME that got your sorry ass towed. And yeah, that note on your car? That was from me too. I warned you and the property management company warned you. Idiot.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Dear Frikking Stoopid work laptop: You KNOW you're going to be replaced, don't you! Well, here's some news for you - your brand spankin new right off the line replacement is a bigger POC than you - so you can just STOP THE CRAP . Stop disconnecting from the network. Stop freezing my email. Stop taking 10 minutes to open a frikking word document. You're safe.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Today's mosquito bite count (from 20 minutes spent outside on Saturday evening, where I did not actually SEE any mosquitoes) - 74. My left leg and foot are swollen so much I cannot put shoes on. What the hell! I was actually wearing long pants and shoes too. If they were not mosquitoes whatever it was bit through my clothes. I cannot wait for winter.